According to OMS research, 47% of dog-owning single men in the UK take their coffee black with sugar. 74-79% of people who buy more than one mobile phone every six months have slightly or greatly reduced anxiety levels.
People who swim in rivers have a 26% greater likelihood of only having one marriage.
3 in 7 dieters end up fatter but fitter.
78% of CEOs in large UK businesses have a maths A level. Only 3% of FTSE 100 finance directors have had a moustache when appointed to their position. 62% of those who grow a moustache after being appointed are fired within six months, whether or not they shave it off first/
Productivity in the Scottish salmon farming industry increase 14.7% for every degree celsius decrease in summer temperatures. If it snows in April salmon consumption rises by 7% across the rest of the year.
Data liquidity is inversely proportional to the size of the pipe.
The list goes on and on.
With OMS research backing you, expect the unexpected. Astonishing insights become commonplace. Any conclusion is within your reach, always backed by research.
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OMS Statistics was founded to address a key flaw in existing research methodologies. Regardless of budget, sample size and analytical rigour, traditional quantative and qualitative research methods will still sometimes produce the result you didn't want.
OMS adds imaginative techniques to the research mix. In industry jargon it's known as "quack".
Alongside, or instead of, traditional quant and qual techniques, OMS's quack approach adds an additional, highly flexible, dimension to your research.
When combined with advanced normalisation processing, to strip out unwanted or unexpected responses, and cutting edge data liquidity algorithms to splice preferable results into faulty statistical data sets, you be sure of much greater satisfaction with OMS research compared with its conventional counterparts
Story
OMS Statistics was founded to address a key flaw in existing research methodologies. Regardless of budget, sample size and analytical rigour, traditional quantative and qualitative research methods will still sometimes produce the result you didn't want.
OMS adds imaginative techniques to the research mix. In industry jargon it's known as "quack".
Alongside, or instead of, traditional quant and qual techniques, OMS's quack approach adds an additional, highly flexible, dimension to your research.
When combined with advanced normalisation processing, to strip out unwanted or unexpected responses, and cutting edge data liquidity algorithms to splice preferable results into faulty statistical data sets, you be sure of much greater satisfaction with OMS research compared with its conventional counterparts
What do you have to prove?
Make your mind up. Decide what you want. Then prove you're right.
You're in charge. You make decisions. You know what you want. If you didn't you wouldn't be in charge, and you certainly wouldn't have got to the top by waiting for some statistical back-up for your gut feel every time something needs to be decided.
You got to the top by being right. You need research to prove you're right, not to show that you're indecisive, a ditherer, someone whose instincts can't be trusted.
OMS is there to help you whenever you need the other ditherers to back your decisions. You tell us what you need to prove and we give the rigorously researched, solidly analysed, normalised and made-up statistics to prove your point.
The process is simple:
You tell us what you need to prove.
You tell us your budget.
We make up the rest.
What do you have to prove?
Make your mind up. Decide what you want. Then prove you're right.
You're in charge. You make decisions. You know what you want. If you didn't you wouldn't be in charge, and you certainly wouldn't have got to the top by waiting for some statistical back-up for your gut feel every time something needs to be decided.
You got to the top by being right. You need research to prove you're right, not to show that you're indecisive, a ditherer, someone whose instincts can't be trusted.
OMS is there to help you whenever you need the other ditherers to back your decisions. You tell us what you need to prove and we give the rigorously researched, solidly analysed, normalised and made-up statistics to prove your point.
The process is simple:
You tell us what you need to prove.
You tell us your budget.
We make up the rest.
Get in touch
Get in touch and lets make some great stuff up.
It couldn't be easier to get going. Start by thinking what it is you want your statistics to show. Then get in touch, agree a budget and timeline and we'll do the rest. We work fast and we're not cheap. You'll be able to justify your plan or prove your point, confident that you're backed by the reassurance and rigour of our mode-up statistics.
Get in touch
Get in touch and lets make some great stuff up.
It couldn't be easier to get going. Start by thinking what it is you want your statistics to show. Then get in touch, agree a budget and timeline and we'll do the rest. We work fast and we're not cheap. You'll be able to justify your plan or prove your point, confident that you're backed by the reassurance and rigour of our mode-up statistics.
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OMS research confirms that, typically, between 67% and 78% of statistics really are made up on the spot. We don't do average. You want the best and we promise the most.
We guarantee that we will always beat the average.
We aim for 100%, and we deliver 86% of the time.
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OMS research confirms that, typically, between 67% and 78% of statistics really are made up on the spot. We don't do average. You want the best and we promise the most.
We guarantee that we will always beat the average.
We aim for 100%, and we deliver 86% of the time.