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Our story


The OMS story

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Our story


The OMS story

 

OMS was founded a while ago to address key issues arising from certain displacement needs.

Typically, and interestingly, 84.3% of these issues arose during long meetings, conference sessions or at weekends.

Of the remaining 15.7% of questions leading to OMS foundation, 17.3% arose in the shower, 4.6% while asleep (this statistics is un-corrected for dream recall failure), 26.4% while attending to personal matters and the remaining 51.7% were spread without any notable weighting across all other times.

We have quickly found a market which finds our refreshingly honest, lets-not-pretend-it's-not-bullshit approach delivers the goods for them.

Not only quicker than alternatives but also guaranteed to produce the right result, we can charge hourly rates hugely in excess of our rivals while still being only marginally more expensive overall.

Don't forget to ask about our range of instantly available, pre-made statistics packages which can be easily tailored to your needs in-house.

 
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Make up your own life


Make up your own life

 

 

Tell us how it turned out

Make up your own life


Make up your own life

 

 

Tell us how it turned out